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Officers And Men

As the saying goes, know your enemy and know your enemy.

Know him

(

she

)

What you want most is to go straight in and hit it.

Whether it is a boss or an employee, it is absolutely necessary to find out some of the roundworms in the other's stomach.


 

The best soldier in the official mind


 

Work hard and win.


 

Crying for work, who advised him to rest with whom he was anxious.


 

What sales, public relations, logistics, competent all have to do.

 

In the morning, it is dark, and it will arrive at night.


 

The boss has a phone call. No matter what happens, he has to talk to others.

May I help you sir

?


 

A face with dark circles and senile plaques.


 

The babysitter of the boss's family has his telephone number, and the wall is his detailed address.

MSN

Of

ID

All his cell phone numbers.


 

If you want to talk, when you are twenty-four, you will be tired of one word.

The photoelectric fee will cost 18000 yuan.


 

The other employees worked until three at night. If he worked overtime until two fifty-nine, he would be ashamed to say goodbye to his colleagues.


 

How much money do you ask a worker for a month?

(

P: I think I'll get more than 3000 yuan for that.


 

More than 3000 pieces?

That's the Japanese yen!

Just five hundred

(

RMB

)

!

Don't mention it, it's still before tax.


 

You have to study the working mentality of excellent employees, who can work for the boss and do not care how much money they earn.


 

What are excellent employees?

A good employee is to show filial piety to the boss's parents, offer love to the boss's children, and have no heart to the boss's wife or little secret.


 

Therefore, the slogan of our excellent staff is: no best, only better.


 

People who drift in the workplace can not get angry.

Now that we are determined to be a good employee, we must take the confidence and courage that we have done without doing it.

Do not deliberately imitate the above standard of staff. Please determine the degree of difficulty according to the size of personal endurance.


 

The best officer in the army


 

When you give the boss a cup of coffee, the boss immediately said, "it tastes great.


 

When you ask for an annual leave, the boss immediately says:

Just do it


 

When you ask for a raise, the boss smiles: salary increases, the earth knows.


 

When you are not feeling well, the boss immediately takes out the tablets: just dissolve in the mouth, insoluble in the hands.


 

When you are late for work, the boss is very considerate. If you want to have good skin, you will be late sooner or later.


 

When you are thirsty, the boss delivers drinks: shake before drinking.


 

When you congratulate the boss on his promotion, the boss really reveals: Hello, everyone is really good.


 

When you want to be a boss, the boss is pleased with your heart: obey your thirst.


 

Whenever overtime is required, the boss has a big hand: overtime?

Boss's world.


 

Whenever the dinner is held, the boss brings out the treasure: when Remy Martin opens, good things come naturally.


 

At the end of the year, the boss's desk is patted: bonus, bonus and rice can not be reduced.


 

Men are afraid of going wrong. Women are afraid of marrying the wrong man.

Boss

Standing at the wrong post.

Do you think it's easy to be a boss?

Work is not easy to do, flattery is not good smell, high salary is not good to take, leather sofa is not good to sit, good boss is not everyone can be.

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